THE VAMP

I’m Dracula.

I’m undead.

You can run, but you can’t hide any more, ‘cause I’m casting my curse!

I’m Dracula.

I’m evil.

And I never do a thing that’s bad if I can do it worse.

You know all those rumours that you heard

That you were told were untrue…

Well, hey baby, ain’t ya heard the word?

I’m real and I want you!

And if you think that I’m evil and mean.

Well, I just don’t give a damn!

I fly in, then I’m gone from the scene,

And that’s the rampant vampire I am!

I’m Dracula. (He’s Dracula!)

I’m undead. (Un-dead!)

You can run, but you can’t hide any more, ‘cause I’m casting my curse!

I’m Dracula. (He’s Dracula!)

I’m evil. (Ee-vil!)

And I never do a thing that’s bad if I can do it worse.

I don’t have much time for doing good.

I don’t have much time for light!

I just wanna get my share of blood!

I just wanna get a bite!

And in this castle where Vlad was the King

Well, now I’m wearing his crown!

We’re nocturnal and we know how to swing

We spend our evenings hanging upside down!

I’m Dracula. (He’s Dracula!)

I’m undead. (Un-dead!)

You can run, but you can’t hide any more, ‘cause I’m casting my curse!

I’m Dracula. (He’s Dracula!)

I’m evil. (Ee-vil!)

And I never do a thing that’s bad if I can do it worse.

(Instrumental, which also contains)

DRACULA. Renfield, there you are! Where have you been?

RENFIELD. Sorry, master. I had to answer the door.

DRACULA. Who was it?

RENFIELD. The Invisible Man.

DRACULA. Tell him I can’t see him now.

(singing)

So don’t think you’ll ever get out of here!

(indicates VAN HELSING, who RENFIELD is bringing onstage, chained)

They always think that they will.

But soon they find they’re quaking with fear

Against My power and skill

And when I finally find what I need

Those three keys from old Vlad

My power growing beyond any greed

The greatest power that any vampire has had.

(He’s Dracula!)

I’m undead. (Un-dead!)

You can run, but you can’t hide any more, ‘cause I’m casting my curse!

I’m Dracula. (He’s Dracula!)

I’m evil. (Ee-vil!)

And I never do a thing that’s bad if I can do it,

Ooh, if I can do it,

Ooh, if I can do it,

Ooh, if I can do it worse!